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Not only do we have to worry about colds, the flu, chicken pox, etc. Now science has discovered that happiness is contagious. The signs of a child infected with this terrible disease include smiling, laughing, running around, and a marked inability to cry. You had better get your kids an anti-happiness shot right away before the peak happy season. If your kids are already happy, doctors recommend quarantining them in their rooms with no computer, TV, video games, or cell phones until the happiness bug goes away.
Not only do we have to worry about colds, the flu, chicken pox, etc. Now science has discovered that happiness is contagious. The signs of a child infected with this terrible disease include smiling, laughing, running around, and a marked inability to cry. You had better get your kids an anti-happiness shot right away before the peak happy season. If your kids are already happy, doctors recommend quarantining them in their rooms with no computer, TV, video games, or cell phones until the happiness bug goes away.