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So, I've decided that Babymort must be waiting for me to reach 20,000 posts. Why else would he or she be 17 days "late" in arriving? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> So... ask me something, chat with me, distract me from this frustrating and depressing waiting game that has become my life.<br><br>
Please? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/loveeyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Loveeyes">:
 

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So, Viola, tell me about your DDDDC...
 

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Have you tried bribery?
 

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We promised the baby a pony. He or she is obviously not an equestrian.
 

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Haven't you had that baby yet? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/duck.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Duck">: <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Haven't you had that baby yet? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/duck.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Duck">: <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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**off to check if responding with "Bite me" is a UA Violation**<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Well, poop, I was looking for a meme, but can't find it. Anyway, about my DDDDC: In the thread where we voted on what kinds of things we believe in, one of the options was that voting in polls was like pushing in those little bubbles on plastic cup lids. I didn't choose that one and explained that I liked keeping my bubbles unpopped, but I have a friend who would always pop them, and now Jessie has to pop them. The cup lid is not complete if she doesn't get to push them in. So I was lamenting my inability to have a pristinely bubbled cup.<br><br>
I've been feeling kind of guilty because I went back to that thread to say thanks for the DDDDC, but I didn't start a thread about it and I keep meaning to. But maybe whoever it was who graced me with this title is reading this.<br><br>
So, did I bore your water into breaking yet?
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> No, but now I want a fountain soda with a plastic lid so I can push down the bubbles.
 

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One of my secret vices is ruffles regular chips with homemade dip. And by 'homemade' I mean dumping a package of lipton onion soup mix into a container of sour cream. Ya got any of that? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Have you cleaned your fridge? You must clean your fridge for everything to be offically ready to have baby.</div>
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I cleaned my fridge about three weeks ago. Maybe I should do it again?
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">**off to check if responding with "Bite me" is a UA Violation**<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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At 17 days overdue, no jury would convict you. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Perhaps s/he is waiting for the next Harry Potter movie? Of course, that's probably not what you wanted to hear, is it?
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">We promised the baby a pony. He or she is obviously not an equestrian.</div>
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bad news ponies are to get them to STAY in <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br>
don't hunt me down please <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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Liar! There are no chips and dip here. Where are they? I mean I seriously got a taste for that onion soup and sour cream dip just reading this new thread title.<br><br>
And why can't I edit my thread title, hmmmm? :: pouts and runs away ::
 

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what names did you consider but now won't be naming the baby?
 

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One of my secret vices is ruffles regular chips with homemade dip. And by 'homemade' I mean dumping a package of lipton onion soup mix into a container of sour cream. Ya got any of that? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"></div>
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Mmmm...<br><br>
No, but I do have a can of Betty Crocker frosting and some pretzels we bought today. That's one of my secret vices.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">At 17 days overdue, no jury would convict you. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
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I'm actually planning on taking Babymort to NYC for the premiere. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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OK, I'll tell you about Jessie's dream yesterday. She dreamed that our hedgehog could fly and it flew away to live with another family. And then a tiger tried to eat it, but the hedgehog curled up in a ball and the tiger's mouth got hurt by the quills and then the tiger died.
 
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