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OK, I'm posting and admitting it because I'm so sick of it happening!

I've got gas. I eat a lot of greens and other veggies, so I tend to have gas anyway, but at least before I was pg I could hold it until the bathroom or someplace private! But now they like to just find their way out. And it usually happens when I'm almost near somebody... soon its gonna happen right when I'm adjusting one of my patients!!! Toot!
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Please tell me I'm not alone... if I am alone, LIE TO ME!
 

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No, of COURSE this doesn't happen to me! Never!
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Okay, it does. A lot. I've mastered the art of the staring nobly into space (I learned this look from my childhood labrador), as if to say "I'm sure there are bodily functions happening, but they're beneath my notice." :LOL

Actually, my gas has been reduced noticeably since I started being more diligent about taking my probiotic--gearing up for that %$&*($%$# GBS swab.
 

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Yes, its very important to stay close to the dog, or always try to bring the dog with you. Dogs are good to blame for your gas.

...indignantly... "TUNI!!" (That's my dog's name, and that's what I say after every time "she" farts)

Maybe you should start bringing a dog with you into your adjusting room? To sleep in the corner and put the blame on?
 

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Yes, I have that too. Now I smell like my husband! :LOL The nice thing about having a toddler with you at all times is that everyone thinks it's him and he doesn't care!

Oh my gosh, I really, really can't ever eat beans under any circumstance....I could clear a room.
: Anyone tried beno? Does it work?
 
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