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<p>My nightly ritual now includes pimple, stretch mark, and nipple cream, I must be so irresistible!</p>
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<p>We can be hawt together.  I feel like my skin is taking revenge on me for not having acne as a teen.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>burg</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1279407/hot-mama#post_16045760"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>My nightly ritual now includes pimple, stretch mark, and nipple cream, I must be so irresistible!</p>
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<br><br><p> It doesn't also include plucking the random dark hairs that seem to be sprouting? Must just be me...  the acne is getting to be quite ridiculous and I don't really care about the stretch marks (no new ones yet..) they are itchy though and so are my nipples.</p>
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<p>my skin is still looking great, but before you get too envious...my husband is all turned on and my vagina says no! :) it even has absolutely no desire... so i guess i'll just keep enjoying my skin! ha.</p>
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<p>on a serious note...sorry mamas! i had acne when i was young and it totally sucked! at least you know you have a due date, right?!</p>
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<p>Thanks for commiserating, ladies! I almost forgot- the crying at the drop of a hat for no reason is one of my more attractive qualities lately! </p>
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<p>nitendork- I didn't get acne as a teen either, so I guess it is just long over due! </p>
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<p>lyterae- I have a very fury belly since getting pregnant but just letting that be. </p>
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<p>ashley- Definitely in the same boat there!! Hope you have an understanding DH!</p>
 

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<p>Oh I am hot too...lets see:  the demonic headspinning grouchiness that comes out of my mouth, the uncontrollable crying, the huge baboon vagina I possess, the tea saucer size nipples, the lovely muu muu I am wearing most of the days cos its about the only comfortable thing I have...yeah i am one super hot mama. i actually DID have some guy hit on me the other day.LOL</p>
 

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<p>I have no idea how my DH is still finding me attractive though I know he is since he won't leave me alone. Too bad for him I've got no desire! <span><img alt="lol.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="width:15px;height:31px;"></span> And lots and lots of gas. DD occasionally asks what the weird noise was...so far I've managed to write it off as opposed to claiming the sonic boom is coming from me....Pregnancy is so sexy!!</p>
 

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<p>Today is DH and my 10 yr anniversary.... TMI but I attempted to give my "downstairs" a little long overdue trim and shave in an attempt to "sexy" thing up (rather than fel like a sasquatch)... It was nearly impossible over my huge pregnant belly... I'm actually shocked I didn't end up cutting myself trying to shave blind. </p>
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<p>THis is all making me feel better.</p>
<p>I dont have much desire either and when I do he doesnt and when he does Im exhausted... ALSO Ive been wondering how to mow the lawn down there... I cant see over belly... concidering a trimmer thingy like a small beard shaver? Has anyone gotten a wax during pregnancy??? I have never done this but i would be nice to not look I do now... lol</p>
<p>My skin is alright so far, I had zits during the first trimester...oh and amazing gas.... hahaha. My poor family suffers... I try blaming it on the dog. heehee</p>
 

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<p>burg-- thankfully he is quite understanding! and i did point out at least i wasn't one of those women who had the best orgasms and multiple orgasms ONLY when pregnant... he's got lots of years with my best orgasms! :) just not now! <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/smile.gif"> haha. </p>
<br><div>btw, what i find funny is i still feel quite beautiful, but that apparently doesn't factor into me wanting or enjoying sex! hmmm interesting. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border-top-width:0px;border-right-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;"> or should i say weird?</div>
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<p>strong mama-- forgot about that baboon vagina! now that i see it less...it was easy to leave off the list!</p>
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<p>for those with shaving all the goodies...well, i actually shaved the other day with a beard-type electric razer... it's what i normally trim with, unfortunately even though i can still see (which i was surprised by!) i still nicked myself because i was having a hard time finding enough space between me and the edge of the toilet (i always sit to shave those regions)! point being, even though i could see, it was still way more akward! but i did feel it was worth the little nick, as i was feeling out of control wild down there! good luck mamas! </p>
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<p>I love my MU MU too!! my husband caught me as I was getting ready for bed and took my MU MU and held it hostage............the "deed" wasnt bad at all though and renued my faith in good pregnancy sex.  i swigged some mylanta so my gas didnt flare up!  whats more hot then that!!</p>
 
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