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Blunt: "Well, kids, I'm knocked up again..."

More gentle: "We're going to have another baby."

Out of the blue: "Wow, that was a great shopping trip! Oh, darn! We forgot to get newborn diapers..."

Left field: "Put your books away and wash up for dinner. I don't have the energy to pick up after you since I'm 3 months pregnant."

Obtuse: "The fairy laid an egg in the cabbage patch and the stork will soon be bringing a little bundle to us."

Matter of fact: "Since this will affect your life, you really need to know that in about six months, we'll have a new baby in the house."

Silly: "Well, I thought I was just putting on a few pounds, but I'm actually pregnant."
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