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Don't ya just want to yell that sometimes?????

I am sick of poop!!!!!!!!!!

Phew, I feel better. Today I was letting Bret go diaper-less as an experiment, since he seems to be showing a real interest in the potty. I was cleaning the kitchen after dinner and noticed the top to the sandbox was left off, so I went out to put it back on. A big 'ol Bret poop was in there!
So as I sift that out, I found a CAT POOP!
I took care of that and went back to cleaning the kitchen (meanwhile dh is in his recliner watching golf). Later Bret comes in the kitchen and smells like poop... he had poop all over his foot and butt! There was some poop in the little potty in the living room (yay!) *and* 3 piles of poop on the carpet!
Not ball-poop, nah... mushy gross poop. All the while dh is oblivious in his chair watching golf.


Dh has them in the tub now... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

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That's a lot of poop!

I took Forest's dipe off and had the same problem- my 4 year old called, "Mommy, he pooped in the playouse!"

and yup, he did...
 

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We too had a poopy disaster today.

I stayed of out it, dh took care of it (my back is still not 100%). I think it took him about 20 min., at least it seemed that long, to take care of all the affected areas.

There is a plunger in the bathroom now.

I do know there was poop on the office floor. The upholstered office chair smells of poop. It does look like he did a good job of rinsing out the poopy shorts and underwear.
 

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how funny! today we had our first MAJOR poop fiasco. Veronica is 11 months.

warning***********may be gross (carrot chunks mentioned)

we woke at 9 or so, and i took her stinky overnight pee dipe off, and tucked a prefold under her butt, and nursed her back to sleep...she fell back asleep (we didnt go to bed till 1am last night) so i didnt wanna wake her to re-dipe...so i left and got ready, etc.

a few hours later, i hear her talking in there, and open the door and there she is all rolled ALL over the bed, with poopy everywhere (she is still pretty exclusively bf, so it was runny bf poopy with like chunks of carrots EVERYWHERE (she loves carrots) all over three blankets, sheet, 2 pillows, went through a waterproof pad, and she had some on her hands and dangerously close to her mouth....i am not holding out hope that some wasnt eaten.

oh well, at least it was the just mildly stinky and messy still bf poopy.
 

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Oh we are sharing poop stories today? Yay I have two!

Ds has been interested in the potty so I have been putting him on it when he asks but I haven't really been pushing it because of the surgery coming up. So he has become more aware of when he goes pee or poop and immediately takes off his diaper afterwards. Oh course he had to poop when I was out of the room today so he took of his diaper. I came back to find doo doo balls everywhere. I had to pick up all of the toys and crawl across the floor looking for all of them. God forbid, ds find one and think it is a beloved raisin


Second story. Ds likes me to diaper his baby. His baby is pretty small and wears infant prefolds and a prowrap newborn cover. So I changed baby this afternoon and ds was laying on the couch with him playing night night (the baby cosleeps, how sweet). So he gets down from the couch and sticks his finger in the back of baby's diaper, pulls it out and says "YUCK!" Can anyone guess how I check ds for poops?
 

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Oh we are sharing poop stories today? Yay I have two!

Second story. Ds likes me to diaper his baby. His baby is pretty small and wears infant prefolds and a prowrap newborn cover. So I changed baby this afternoon and ds was laying on the couch with him playing night night (the baby cosleeps, how sweet). So he gets down from the couch and sticks his finger in the back of baby's diaper, pulls it out and says "YUCK!" Can anyone guess how I check ds for poops?



LOL!!! I can't stop LOL!!!!
That is my Matthew but, he does it to Andrew... or he will come up and say mommy Andy stinks... and Andrew scrunches up his nose and waves his hand tinky tinky, LOL


Liz
 

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Isobel was in the tub - she'd just drained it herself - so it was empty of water. She was happily playing with toys, so I went into my bedroom to change clothes - I came back about 30 seconds later and she had a chunk of poo in her hand and was throwing it over the side of the tub to add to the rest of the pile already there. What a thoughtful child, she was helping mommy clean out the tub!
 

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Isobel was in the tub - she'd just drained it herself - so it was empty of water. She was happily playing with toys, so I went into my bedroom to change clothes - I came back about 30 seconds later and she had a chunk of poo in her hand and was throwing it over the side of the tub to add to the rest of the pile already there. What a thoughtful child, she was helping mommy clean out the tub!
hmmm... according to your siggie Isobel is only 2.5 months old.
Plus, no way you could be that far pregnant again. I'm assuming that maybe you typed in the wrong year?


LOL When I first read that I was thinking that's one advanced baby!
 

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Oh... and my poop story!


I kept thinking I smelled poopies but when I looked down dd's diaper I didn't see anything. Next thing I know, my mom noticed poop smeared on the coffee table, the wall (chinese wallpaper
) and the couch. Well, she pooped all right but it was all to the side of the diaper
. Beats me how she did it, but I do know that I had a bunch of cleaning to do!


Thankfully, she's finally getting the the 'one big turd' and 'rabbit turds' stage... the mushy poopy stage lasted from the introduction of solids to 2.5yo!!
 

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Oh, boy poop stories!

Last night dd was taking a bath, (she is 17 mos) and I was watching her play and thinking to myself, "I wonder why she has never ever pooped in the bathtub?" and that moment, it happened. I heard this RRRRIIIP and then she started saying "Poop! Poop!" I looked down into the water and saw several carrotty snakes floating around. She was sad that she had to get out of the tub!

I think I jinxed myself with my own thoughts, LOL!
 
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