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Ok, so after a camping trip last month we ended up with some on the individual artificial flavor/color/sweetened fruit punch packs that SIL had brought w/ and we ended up with 3 of em. Well DD2 is obsessed with rationing out those 3 little packs since we aren't real drinkers of that stuff. Anyway, a bit ago she begged and I caved and put a little red powder in her sippy then accidently dropped the child proof nubbin in the cup and dug it out, turning my fingers red. A little later I washed hands w/ antibac soap and hot water to do a quick self check of my cervix. Fastforward an hour...at the gym, had to pee, dropped pants in the stall and have reddish pink discharge. Moment of panic. I wipe. Nothing. Look again and it looks way more pink than red or mucusy.<br><br>
I am 99% sure I didn't get it all out from under a finger nail or something before I self checked. I believe I now have artificially fruit punched my girl parts.<br><br>
And lemme tell ya, I am feeling very bright right now.
 

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LOL. That sounds like something I would do. Thanks for entertaining me for 45 seconds today!!
 

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Awesome!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/thumb.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="thumbs up">
 

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Awesomeness!
 

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I love it!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">
 

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yeah that
 

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Oh momma <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br><br>
Well at dinner tonight I tried to shit my position in my chair and felt a pop way down there...didn't hear anything but totally felt it..freaked me out...tried to remain calm...stood up and then realized I dropped a dorito and it had broke under me.. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/Sheepish.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Sheepish">
 

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Well at dinner tonight I tried to <b>shit</b> my position in my chair and felt a pop way down there...didn't hear anything but totally felt it..freaked me out...tried to remain calm...stood up and then realized I dropped a dorito and it had broke under me.. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/Sheepish.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Sheepish"></div>
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The fact that this word is misspelled made this all the more hilarious to me (which was pretty funny to begin with rofl)...I think I just did a giggle-snort. Oh man. I need some sleep!
 

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I'm so glad I already had the baby, because if I was still pregnant, this thread would have totally made me pee my pants.
 
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