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I might actually laugh.

So what's your favorite Kindergartener joke book or website? I gotta get this kid some more material before he gets booed off the playground!
 

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Kind of a spin off of classic "boo who?" "Don't cry, it is only a joke!":

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

And then there is the ever popular, Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
 

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It's better than:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Couch.
Couch who?
Do you like my new couch?


We had that for about 6 months last summer. Even getting knock knock joke books didn't help!
 

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My 4yo DS is majorly into knock knock jokes. His favorites are the boo who and the owl one listed above, and also:

Knock knock
Who's there
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

AND

Knock knock
Who's there
Chooch
Chooch who
Did you hear that train go by??

My personal favorite:

Knock knock
Who's there
Interrupting cow
Interup-
MOOOOO

And my DSD's favorite:

Knock knock
Who's there
Allison (insert your own name)
Allison who?
You forgot your own daughter??? (sister/best friend/whatever)

 

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hah!!!! good try.

you get the K joke book and he will only turn it into another chicken crossed the road joke.

we've had our fill of chicken and knock knock jokes.

now its all about riddles. some are fantastic but oh boy the majority
 

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We get this one over and over:

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ya
Ya Who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha.

hehe. Easily amused.
 

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat.
Pete fell out. Who was left?

Repeat . . .

Pete and Repeat where on a boat . . .
 

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My son told us this one over and over for weeks (he got it from Sid the Science Kid)

Why did one shirt chase the other?
Because they were playing tag!

My sister is a lot younger than my brother and I, and there's one joke I can remember her telling that we actually thought was funny:

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boggie in it.
 

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Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in we're knockin'!

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Ya, we are a fan of the Interupting Cow too! Mooooo!
 

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Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Oh my god, he'll
that one...there is a game he plays on boowakwala.com that has a yodeler ( or a "yoda" as he calls them.
) And is forever "yoda-ing" around the house.
 

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What did the tiger say when it had a tummy ache?
It must have been somebody I ate.

What did the rooster say when he stepped in a cow pie?
Cock-a-doodle-poo!

The interrupting cow one and the banana one are also favorites around here.
 

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

My kids also love "the duck joke." They've heard me tell it so many times even the 4 year old can now tell it himself.

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Nope," and the duck says, "Okay," and leaves. But the next day the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No! I already told you! This is a bar! I don't have any grapes! Get out of here!" So the duck leaves. But the next day, he comes back again and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender yells, "For the last time, no! I do not have any grapes! If you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your stupid webbed feet to the bar!" The duck says, "Okay," and leaves. But the next day, he comes back again! He walks up to the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No!" The duck says, "Well, in that case - got any grapes?"
 
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