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If YOU were a diaper.....

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What kind would you be and why?

No brand names, just descriptions....

I would be a prefold b/c they're simple, easy and quick drying
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I would be hemp, quick drying.. and well purple


why? because im too impatient for hard to dry diapers, love hemp because its sturdy... and well purple is purple
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I'd be wool shorts - cute, comfy, reliable LOL

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I would be something bulky and saggy that leaks (breastmilk) alot. :LOL
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Originally Posted by 2much2luv
I would be something bulky and saggy that leaks (breastmilk) alot. :LOL


I guess I'd be a GERBER prefold...nothing fancy and CHEAP! :0
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I would be one of those diaper keychains. Not because I'm a dwarf, but because I like to get around... in the car that is.
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I'd be something sort-of old-fashioned, but with modern amendments - maybe a nice 100% cotton contour diaper ? White, with rainbow stitching, because my fun side has to show through somehow.

I'd only pair myself with something equally old-fashioned and reliable of course - a hand-knit 100% wool soaker !
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Originally Posted by 2much2luv
I would be something bulky and saggy that leaks (breastmilk) alot. :LOL
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I'd be an old, stained, smelly, frayed, bulky, unbleached CPF that had been used to clean the floor. Yep, that's me this morning, all unshowered, with a ratty, coffee stained old nursing nightie on. If diapers could be crabby, well, I'd be that too!
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I would be a fuz diaper
beautiful but falls apart easily. (thats what dh tells me anyway
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I'd be something wool.....cause I am kinda high-maintenance for the people who love me most, but I'm worth it.
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Ithinki'd be a stained prefold LOL
If I were a diaper:

First, I'd curse my luck at being a diaper

Second, I would hope to be the diaper of a breastfeeding newborn (i.e. no solids, therefore fairly sweet smelling diapers)

Third, I would want to be a magical disposable diaper that disintegrated the second it hit the trash so I would only have to be crapped upon once in my miserable life

This post has me howling!
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I would be the most beautiful tye dye prefold you ever did see.what else?
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Originally Posted by flminivanmama
Ithinki'd be a stained prefold LOL
LOL!

I would be a trim fitting front snapping smooth hemp diaper (with sidewalls) that was either hand dyed pink, purple, or lime.

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I would be a wool soaker! Yay!
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I'd be a soft velour or sherpa fitted. Maybe a nice pastel color or "naked". Simple yet pretty.
An unbleached CPF - Practical, easy to care for, soft and fluffy, works well, beautiful in its own way, very accessible.
I would be a brightly colored, soft knit wool soaker ... bright and cheery, a bit more maintainence, gets the job done!
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I would be a fuz diaper
beautiful but falls apart easily.
:LOL That's cute.
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