I'm laughing so hard right now....

OMG the funniest thing just happened. Dd told me she thought ds drew all over my toilet lid cover. So I went in there, and sure enough, someone had taken a marker and drew all over it. I said, A., where is the marker? He said, I'm not talking to you. I said, listen, we only draw on the paper, okay? The markers have to stay at the table with the paper. He then came into the bathroom, rubbed his hands on the stain, then said.....

wait......

wait.............

"I'm gonna clean it up with my penis"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta keep in mind that he mostly doesn't wear any pants at all (at home), so just imagine!! It was hilarious! How can I be angry that he ruined my lid cover? I can't. He's too cute.