<p>Oh, your husband...... I can laugh because it's not me, but if my husband did that, he would get a plentiful supply of very dirty looks. <img alt="wink1.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/wink1.gif"></p>
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<p>I thought for sure I would have some good pregnancy karma stored up. I've since learned that there is absolutely no way to predict in any way whatsoever how each labor and pregnancy will go. I thought since my first was a textbook labor and delivery that my second would follow suit by being slightly shorter. #1 was 12 hours; #2 was a very intense 3. Then I thought, I've had two kids, surely the third labor will go very smoothly and I'll know exactly what to expect. Wrong again: I had prodromal labor pains for several weeks, a false alarm where my poor doula came all the way to my house just in time to see my contractions putter to a complete stop, and finally I went into labor two weeks late and the labor lasted 12 hours. When I was pregnant with my fourth I thought SURELY this time I would have a nice short easy labor, he's probably pop right out and I'd go right back to my normal life. Nope, that labor was 56 hours long from the time my water broke until he was finally born three weeks late. I have never, ever, ever been less sure of when a baby will be born. My u/s says 12/13 and my LMP says 12/17, but my cycles are a little off and that date has never been right. But I've also been 6 weeks early, 2 weeks early, right on time, 2 weeks late, and 3 weeks late, so I've been telling people that I'm due "sometime."

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<p>I haven't gotten the "when are you going to have that baby" crap yet, but I'm sure it's coming. When it does, I'm letting the answering machine take our calls on the home phone, heavily screening my cell phone calls, and turning off messaging and wall posts on Facebook. I don't want to hear it, it drives me crazy. DH and I were just reminiscing about the time when I was past my EDD with #3 and my half-sister told me that her mom (my stepmom) was begging her to call me and see if I'd had the baby yet. My sister said, "I'm sure she'll let you know." My stepmom replied in a panic, "WHAT IF SHE FORGETS?!?!" <img alt="duh.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/duh.gif"></p>