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<p>Just spent a horrible evening at the IL's, where I am apparently no longer welcome because FIL decided to finally show what a UAV he is.</p>
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<p>Sorry you've had a rough day!  <span><img alt="hug2.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/hug2.gif"></span></p>
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<p>Have you ever experienced the wonder of Cake Wrecks before?  I was having a rough day earlier this week and this post made me absolutely bust up laughing.</p>
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<p><a href="http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/happy-hanuchannafestival-of-lights.html" target="_blank">http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/happy-hanuchannafestival-of-lights.html</a></p>
 

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Well if you're not welcome that means you don't have to go anymore so that's awesome news! I'm sorry you're sad though.<br><br>
To make you laugh I will share what my weird five year old was doing today. I showered and got ready for the day, she was downstairs playing. Or so I thoght I came down to find her sitting in the bathroom counter, pants down with some toilet paper next to her. I say "what are you doing?". She says "waiting to pee". I say "get your naked butt off the counter please" and walk away. Half way down the hallway it hits me...she was waiting to pee...in the sink. So I ask "were you planing on peeing in the sink?" and she says "yes" like I'm a damn fool for asking such an obvious question.<br><br>
Weird weird kid.
 

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<p>I am sorry you are sad. <span><img alt="hug2.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/hug2.gif"></span></p>
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<p><span>Yesterday while Xmas shopping in a very crowded store my 7 yo said, "Mom, there is something I've always wondered about... why do farts sound so funny?"</span></p>
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<p>I feel your pain with ILs.  I'm sorry, sorry that things got rough for you today.  I've been there, and it just feels awful :(</p>
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<p>Earlier this week it was early in the morning, and I was wearing only my (short) bathrobe after getting out of the shower.  I thought, gosh, it's cold, I should start a fire.  So I went out the back door and grabbed a bundle of wood to bring inside.  My 20 month old son had taken the opportunity to lock me out of the house.  I could see him sitting at our dining table through the back door -- he was dunking my cell phone in the bowl of cereal I had foolishly not cleared before jumping in the shower.  He stopped long enough to wave at me before going back to dunking mommy's phone in granola remnants.  I ended up having to go next door, in my short bathrobe, sans underwear, to get a hammer to pry off one of our screens, and I probably gave half the neighborhood a show climbing in the darn window.  Funny?  Yes.  But I was definitely the butt of that joke :)</p>
 

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<p>I'm sorry that happened to you. Hugs.</p>
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<p>This woman's blog consistently makes DH and me laugh until we can't see straight: <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/</a>   </p>
 

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<p>damnyouautocorrect.com usually makes me laugh until I pull a muscle. </p>
 

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<p>lynsage, that blog was so hilarious, I practically died laughing.</p>
 

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<p>Thank you! I definitely got some giggles going from the stories. Picturing that little bum in the sink... and the bigger bum climbing thru the window. ;)</p>
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<p>I love cakewrecks and hyperboleandahalf. Off to check out damnyouautocorrect.com now...</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>lynsage</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1283727/i-ve-had-a-horrible-evening-make-me-laugh#post_16095611"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I'm sorry that happened to you. Hugs.</p>
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<p>This woman's blog consistently makes DH and me laugh until we can't see straight: <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/</a>   </p>
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<br><br><p>That is some funny stuff right there.</p>
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<p>OP- I am sorry, that totally sucks!  I hope it all works out for you!</p>
 

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My ds is in K and once a week he has an assignment where he cuts out 4 pictures and glues them to a work sheet. The letter this week was "U" I only had 1 picture to put on the paper and he said he needed 3 more and wanted to use a pair of his underwear and tape them to the paper. I told him no we couldnt do that but I went online and found a picture of underwear so he glued that on there. I am not 100% sure how that went at school but he came home singing "underwear, underwear" so I am thinking it at least got a laugh from the class <img alt="orngbiggrin.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif"> I cant help but wonder if anyone has brought in an underwear picture before. <img alt="lol.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/lol.gif">
 

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<p>omg...I just checked out damnyoutaocorrect and my stomach hurts from laughing. My 5 yr old thinks I am nuts. She came over to the computer and said "let me guess, you are laughng at a grown up joke?"</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Eeyore35</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1283727/i-ve-had-a-horrible-evening-make-me-laugh#post_16095757"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>omg...I just checked out damnyoutaocorrect and my stomach hurts from laughing. My 5 yr old thinks I am nuts. She came over to the computer and said "let me guess, you are laughng at a grown up joke?"</p>
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Yeah, the first time I visited I laughed so hard I actually pulled a muscle.</p>
 

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<p>From our friends at WalMart</p>
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<p>Hope you are feeling better!</p>
 

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<p><a href="http://failbook.failblog.org/" target="_blank">http://failbook.failblog.org/</a></p>
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<p>BTW, I LOVE damnyouautocorrect. First time I saw that website I was laughing so hard I was crying. The kids thought something was wrong with me. I showed it to my friend and she ended up laughing so hard she had an asthma attack.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>MusicianDad</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1283727/i-ve-had-a-horrible-evening-make-me-laugh#post_16095656"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>damnyouautocorrect.com usually makes me laugh until I pull a muscle. </p>
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Thanks. I just woke up my napping baby because I couldn't stop laughing! At least he woke up laughing because I was laughing.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>lynsage</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1283727/i-ve-had-a-horrible-evening-make-me-laugh#post_16095611"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I'm sorry that happened to you. Hugs.</p>
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<p>This woman's blog consistently makes DH and me laugh until we can't see straight: <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/</a>   </p>
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OMG, I found her through another site.  I must have read about Simple Dog and Helper Dog 10x and I still laugh.</p>
 
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I am laughing SO friggin hard at damnyouautocorrect.com! I'm crying and my almost 9 year old DD is getting cranky with me bc I won't sop laughing.<br><br><br><br>
And by the way...'friggin' auto corrects to frigid....lol!! Omg...I almost peed myself with some of those!
 

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<p>I looked at the damnyouautocorrect site a little while ago and laughed so hard it made me cough my head off, which triggered my gag reflex causing me to throw up AND pee my pants.  So yes, it's utterly hilarious, but proceed with caution if you're pregnant ;)</p>
 
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