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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.<br><br>
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"<br><br>
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."<br><br>
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.<br><br>
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."<br><br>
"Like this?"<br><br>
"A little more..."<br><br>
"Like this?"<br><br>
"No. A little more..."<br><br>
"Like this?"<br><br>
"Yes. Does that hurt?"<br><br>
"A little bit."<br><br>
"Now stretch it over your head!"
 
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