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<p>Its more fun than anything.  I'm still wondering how I'm going to handle a 13 lb 9 oz baby!!</p>
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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and a lot of black hair.</b></p>
 

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<p>Interesting, considering that three different sonographers have confirmed that we're having a boy ;)</p>
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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and curly black hair.</b></p>
 

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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and fluffy blonde hair.</b></p>
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<p>Not having blonde hair for sure since DH and I are asian. :) I weight is a scary thought and 24 hours of labor... Oh my... Sending a vibe that I hope this is completely WRONG!!</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and curly blonde hair.</div>
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FWIW, this is way off for both of my births. DD1 was 7lb, 11oz and DD2 was 6lb, 12oz, STILL less than the almost 16lbs predicted combined! Both have straight dk brown hair and brown eyes. Birthing 1 lasted 36 hours and the second was about 13 hours.<br><br>
She did get the gender right. <img alt="lol.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/lol.gif">
 

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Here's mine. Tthere is no way I'm having a 12 pound baby! Everything else should be right though.<br><br><b>The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some red hair.</b>
 

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<em><b>Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:</b></em>
<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and some auburn hair.</b></p>
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<p><span>I certainly hope he's not 13lbs, 9oz.</span></p>
 
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