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1. Why yes, I want to spend $120 on a swimsuit I will wear maybe 10 times, especially now that I'm soon-to-be-unemployed.<br><br>
2. Bikini bottoms. Yes, I get that they elongate the leg. But...I CAN'T SEE MY BIKINI LINE TO SHAVE IT. And a long top won't hide a shaggy, stubbly, red mess.<br><br>
3. Tops with no support or lining. Now, I'm probably among the easiest-to-shop-for July-ers in the boob department right now--they've grown from a small C, but they're closer to big C/small D. Still. Will my boobs float right out of a halter top?<br><br>
3a. Light-colored tops with no lining. I'm sure the teenage lifeguards will love the view of my newly huge, dark nipples.<br><br>
4. "We're sorry, we only offer maternity swimwear online." I don't even know what size I wear when not pregnant--sometimes it's a 4, sometimes it's a 10. How am I supposed to order a swimsuit based on my pre-pregnancy size if I don't have a pre-pregnancy size?<br><br><br>
Gahhh...any recommendations?
2. Bikini bottoms. Yes, I get that they elongate the leg. But...I CAN'T SEE MY BIKINI LINE TO SHAVE IT. And a long top won't hide a shaggy, stubbly, red mess.<br><br>
3. Tops with no support or lining. Now, I'm probably among the easiest-to-shop-for July-ers in the boob department right now--they've grown from a small C, but they're closer to big C/small D. Still. Will my boobs float right out of a halter top?<br><br>
3a. Light-colored tops with no lining. I'm sure the teenage lifeguards will love the view of my newly huge, dark nipples.<br><br>
4. "We're sorry, we only offer maternity swimwear online." I don't even know what size I wear when not pregnant--sometimes it's a 4, sometimes it's a 10. How am I supposed to order a swimsuit based on my pre-pregnancy size if I don't have a pre-pregnancy size?<br><br><br>
Gahhh...any recommendations?