OK So, they teach children the most horrendously annoying songs in school. I think it's some form of torture. Seriously. Lock up the guys at G'tmo with a pack of kids singing "A too tee tot" and they'll talk within days, hours if they're weak like me. So, what's the most horrendously tortureous song your kids know? For my DS it's a tie between "Kalump Went the Frog" and "A Too Tee Tot"