I was changing his diaper yesterday and looked away for a few seconds. I looked back and he had fully retracted himself!
At first I was in shock. I've never seen an intact penis retracted IRL before! Then I realized what had happened and said, "Yay! Your foreskin retracted! You're such a big boy!" He stared at it for a moment in awe, then said: "I don't like it that way!" So I showed him how the foreskin just rolls back over top :LOL
He just turned three last month. This is perfect timing, because he hasn't been interested in wearing underwear AT ALL, and now we've told him he's such a big boy because he retracted and can now "officially" wear undies. He went with it and he's out of dipes now!
I was joking around with my MIL that I was going to call the grocery store bakery and ask them if they have a penis cake to celebrate my son's retraction. She was very disturbed
:LOL
At first I was in shock. I've never seen an intact penis retracted IRL before! Then I realized what had happened and said, "Yay! Your foreskin retracted! You're such a big boy!" He stared at it for a moment in awe, then said: "I don't like it that way!" So I showed him how the foreskin just rolls back over top :LOL
He just turned three last month. This is perfect timing, because he hasn't been interested in wearing underwear AT ALL, and now we've told him he's such a big boy because he retracted and can now "officially" wear undies. He went with it and he's out of dipes now!

I was joking around with my MIL that I was going to call the grocery store bakery and ask them if they have a penis cake to celebrate my son's retraction. She was very disturbed
