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<p>my mother (a childbirth professional) sent me this, and i thought it was just perfect for us (a little dark, perhaps, though)...</p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">traditional feast.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">sister started to cry.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;">Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span><img alt="lol.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/lol.gif"></span></p>
 

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<p>This actually exists - a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey, and it's called a "Turducken".  True.</p>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken" target="_blank">Here's the link...</a></p>
 

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<p>ewww!  <span><img alt="biglaugh.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif"></span></p>
 

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<p>Turducken is actually quite good when cooked by a great chef!</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>FarrenSquare</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1283600/need-a-laugh-turkey-humor-for-november-mamas#post_16103233"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Turducken is actually quite good when cooked by a great chef!</p>
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<p>i'm sure it is!...i was ewww'ing what it looked like (and the concept is a little weird, heheh),  ;)</p>
 
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