need some ideas!

So our local npr station is doing the pledge drive thing. And one of the things you can get for I think 10$ a month is one days sponsor. You get 6,15 second blurbs about anything you want. I know people in the past have used this to say happy birthdy/anniversary or whatever. I was trying to think of a short but informative blurb about circumcision that could be used. The drive ends tomorrow so any ideas are welcomed. ALso, anyone else from east tn...could you afford 10$ a month?