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My toddlers favorite word of the day is :<br><br><br>
Vulva <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br><br>
but secretly I'm like this: <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh"><br><br><br>
Anyone elses toddler love saying any not-so-PC words?
 

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"Mama, tell about when I have diarrhea, lots and lots of DIARRHEA."<br>
"Mama makes BIG poops." (resisting the urge to clarify this one)<br>
"That's doggy's vagina."<br><br>
and our 4 year old friend saw my son naked and said "His penis is really little. Mine is bigger. Mine will be REALLY REALLY big when I grow up like my daddy's. My daddy's penis is HUGE!"<br><br><br><br><br><br>
(Oh, hey, Woodstock! I'm a transplant to the desert from Shandaken.)
 

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My son just has a few starter words but his favourite is "oh wow." He says it constantly and it's just adorable. Very pc most of the time until he says it dramatically, eyes open wide, when I'm getting changed and he sees me naked!
 

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I thought it was quite adorable (and hopefully so did my friend!) when she was over yesterday with her son for a playdate and my DD decided it was time to nurse and so of course my friends DS wanted to nurse too.<br>
My DD looked up at them just in time to see her friend latch on and she became hysterically giddy, shouting and giggling "Booby! Booby!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/energy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Energy"><br><br>
I swear she really <i>was</i> the kid in a candy store <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="love">
 

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Nipple! Mommy has nipples, Daddy has nipples, the cat has nipples!
 

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'I like to tickle my testicles!' <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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AAAAAH! DS is OBSESSED with nipples! He has stopped pointing out my "vulva, no penis on the mama," which is nice, but now he likes to find and talk about nipples. EVERYONE's nipples.
 

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One of DS' latest things is to go around singing a two-word phrase, it sounds an awful lot like "Wu-u-uv shack!"<br><br>
I'm not sure where he got that. I think I heard the song start once on the radio, while we were driving, and I changed stations.<br><br>
But when I first heard him sing it, I guess I couldn't resist recognizing and repeating it back to him <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"> So he sings those two words, and then adds some more words to make a song.
 

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"Mama, you put Diva cup in your vulva?" "Mama you have menstrual blood?" This was our conversation in a public bathroom a few weeks ago <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
"This is my Diva cup" holding up the smallest cup in the Ikea stacking cups while in the bath while DH was giving him a bath<br><br>
Yeah sometimes having an open door policy leads to interesting conversations <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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My DD doesn't know many verbal words yet, but when she wants to nurse, she'll very enthusiastically sign "milk" with both hands as if she's grabbing invisible breasts. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> She also giggles like a maniac when she sees breasts (anyone's breasts). I believe "booby" will be a favorite word when she learns to say it.
 
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