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i can see why that would be annoying. babies need blankets, blessings and boobies before they need bottles.
write halmark, girl!
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i can see why that would be annoying. babies need blankets, blessings and boobies before they need bottles.
write halmark, girl!
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Boy, I'm really a bad mommy; my kid hasn't had much use for any of the things mentioned except the lullabies.
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My brother-in-law (make that EX BIL) once gave my sister a Christmas card: Merry Christmas to a wonderful wife and mother. Did I mention they have no kids? Maybe he was using the other meaning of mother?
But really, don't be too hard on your friend. Even if she read the card and loved the words, not everybody understands the beauty of the breast. Just see if you can't subtly enlighten her.
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Originally Posted by KoalaMommy Baby girls need many things... Bottles, bibs, and teething rings Soft teddy bears, big rocking chairs, And lullabies a parent sings. |
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| No really, I think this card is sick. I'd be mad at the friend who sent it, but honestly, I doubt she even read it, she saw cute pink card and sent it. |
But really, don't be too hard on your friend. Even if she read the card and loved the words, not everybody understands the beauty of the breast. Just see if you can't subtly enlighten her.
Sometimes people, like myself, don't read the card completely before sending it off.
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Aye, Cap'n. I love it. But not all of us even use diapers. Though, unlike bottles, diapers are not offensive.
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Originally Posted by captain optimism "Baby girls need lots of things: Mama's breasts, and baby slings a father's heart that's full of mush and a diaper to cover her little tush." Okay, that was the best I could do off the top of my head. Am I hired? |
I like it
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So do you EC 100%? I always though ECers diapered the baby and then whipped it off to potty, because you might not necessarily catch every one. That's pretty cool if you don't need any dipes at all!
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Back on topic... I don't think we can expect much from Hallmark, honestly. They're like the epitomy of mainstream suburbanite lifestyle, kwim? A quick walk around your nearest Hallmark store will show you this is true. :LOL
I wonder what some of the smaller, independant card manufacturers have to offer.
Originally Posted by Past_VNE Aye, Cap'n. I love it. But not all of us even use diapers. |
Back on topic... I don't think we can expect much from Hallmark, honestly. They're like the epitomy of mainstream suburbanite lifestyle, kwim? A quick walk around your nearest Hallmark store will show you this is true. :LOL
I wonder what some of the smaller, independant card manufacturers have to offer.
Some of us BFing mamas used bottles...for breastmilk.
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Bottles do not always equal formula, and to think that they do could also be misconstrued as "sick."
Bottles do not always equal formula, and to think that they do could also be misconstrued as "sick."
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Originally Posted by captain optimism Infant women don't need your material goods, capitalist pigs! Mother's breast and a single large piece of fairly traded cloth will do for all of her needs! Covering her tuchus is so bourgeois! Rhyme is reactionary and greeting cards are a tool of the patriarchy! Smash the state! This card is printed with non-GMO soy ink on artisanally home-crafted recycled paper, 50% post-consumer content 50% self-renewing hemp fiber. (If it is not obvious, I am joking.) |
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OK, LMAO at Captain Optimism's poem... :LOL
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I also just wanted to mention that some breastfed babies, like my own, do use bottles... to be fed breastmilk by dad while mom is at work...
that being said, it'd be nice to see some nice breastfeeding card sometime!
I also just wanted to mention that some breastfed babies, like my own, do use bottles... to be fed breastmilk by dad while mom is at work...
that being said, it'd be nice to see some nice breastfeeding card sometime!
cap'n~you should write cards!! i'd buy 'em!!! very witty!! love it
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