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<p>On the 12 days of Christmas my true loves gave to me:</p>
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<p>12 varicose veins a burning</p>
<p>11 brand new stretch marks itching</p>
<p>10 more pounds a bloatin</p>
<p>9 zits a glowing</p>
<p>8 pairs of granny panties</p>
<p>7 pants a bustin</p>
<p>6 emotions swingin</p>
<p>5 golden roid's</p>
<p>4 new meds to take</p>
<p>3 gallons of water a day</p>
<p>2 raccoon eyes of insomnia</p>
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<p>and a BELLY thats bigger than Santas................................................................<span><img alt="biglaugh.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="width:29px;height:27px;"></span></p>
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<p>Merry Christmas!!!</p>
 

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<p><span><img alt="ROTFLMAO.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif"> Oh man that is hilarious!!  Thank you so much for sharing</span> <span><img alt="orngbiggrin.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif"></span></p>
 

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<p>hahha awesome! Thanks for sharing.</p>
 
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