Unfortunately, ds #4 is going to be born in the hospital
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After the marathon labor with #3, ds fell asleep after the birth. I was worn out, and dh was useless. I actually had to let my baby leave my sight for awhile, because I couldn't take care of him! One of the awfullest moments of my life.
This time, I'm taking my sister with us in case dh flakes out again. Her job will be to protect the baby, no matter what.
I'm thinking of having a T-shirt made for her, with PENIS PROTECTOR in huge letters on the front.
In smaller print it will say, "I am authorized by (my name) to protect Toby R. from circumcision, eye drops, Hep B vaccination, vitamin K injection, PKU heel stick, pacifiers, formula, and glucose water. If you don't believe me, read the birth plan in the file again. Toby's mother really will sue you if you inflict these practices on him."
Do you think that would be coming on too strong?

After the marathon labor with #3, ds fell asleep after the birth. I was worn out, and dh was useless. I actually had to let my baby leave my sight for awhile, because I couldn't take care of him! One of the awfullest moments of my life.
This time, I'm taking my sister with us in case dh flakes out again. Her job will be to protect the baby, no matter what.
I'm thinking of having a T-shirt made for her, with PENIS PROTECTOR in huge letters on the front.
In smaller print it will say, "I am authorized by (my name) to protect Toby R. from circumcision, eye drops, Hep B vaccination, vitamin K injection, PKU heel stick, pacifiers, formula, and glucose water. If you don't believe me, read the birth plan in the file again. Toby's mother really will sue you if you inflict these practices on him."
Do you think that would be coming on too strong?