[beansavi]

Dear God,<br><br>
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this day.<br><br>
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to practice patience, and to have the chance to experience what it is like to love my child so deeply, so profoundly... while simultaneously wanting to run naked down the street pulling my hair out.<br><br>
I mean, I know you, of all beings, have a wonderful sense of humor...<br><br>
...but I could really use a nap.<br><br>
Love,<br>
Beth<br><br>
PS I guess I know how YOU feel sometimes about your own children.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">

 

[gnutter]

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">

 

[HappiLeigh]

Naked even, wow! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug">

 

[herwitsend]

Were you at my house last week?<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
I have so much more respect for my own mama now!

 

[eco_mama]

Dear God,<br><br>
could i please just have both of my boobs be the same size again? i don't care WHAT size they are, just that they're the SAME size. please, please, please???<br><br>
is that too must to ask?<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/praying.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="praying">:

 

[beansavi]

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Dear God,<br><br>
could i please just have both of my boobs be the same size again? i don't care WHAT size they are, just that they're the SAME size. please, please, please???<br><br>
is that too must to ask?<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/praying.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="praying">:</div>
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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
and<br><br>
*high five smilie*

 

[beansavi]

Dear God,<br><br>
Is there anything we can do to tweak the Universal timing continuum so that my eldest two children will not begin arguing at the precise moment my baby falls asleep?<br><br>
That joke is getting old.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink"><br><br>
Your Friend,<br>
Beth