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Imagine what the Pregnancy Police would say if they knew I've gone through 2lbs of hot cocoa powder in the last two months?<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/yummy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="yummy"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/Sheepish.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Sheepish">:<br><br>
I'd So be arrested. :nana:
 

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Mmmmm ...<br><br>
Once they're done with you, they'll be on me for my cup-a-day coffee consumption <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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Uhmmm yeah me too, except mine is even worse. I won't say!
 

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Three Hershey bars here. <span style="font-size:xx-small;">In one day.</span><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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They are after me for drinking Diet Coke AND eating sushi at the same time! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Mmmmm ...<br><br>
Once they're done with you, they'll be on me for my cup-a-day coffee consumption <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"></div>
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I have two - but I justify this because I mix half regular, half decaf <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/duck.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Duck">:
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I have two - but I justify this because I mix half regular, half decaf <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/duck.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Duck">:</div>
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I can top that -- I have 2 cups of regular! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue">
 

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Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said <i>I don't need salt right now</i>. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:
 

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I had a red dye #40 party/buffet last night. Included an 8 oz bag of Swedish fish and HUGE cup of red Gatorade.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/yummy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="yummy"><br><br>
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<div style="font-style:italic;">Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said <i>I don't need salt right now</i>. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:</div>
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<div style="font-style:italic;">Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said <i>I don't need salt right now</i>. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:</div>
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I had a teenage boy at Starbucks tell me I couldn't have a the caffeine in a mocha! I can't believe some people!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Well, I guess I shouldn't tell that lady at your Wendy's about the meth lab in my basement then huh?</div>
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I would say "I DO need salt because Iodine is an essential mineral for thyroid function."<br><br>
So give me my damn salt
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said <i>I don't need salt right now</i>. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:</div>
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OMG! I would so call someone and report that! That's like telling a chubby person they can't eat there. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/irked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="irked">:
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I had a teenage boy at Starbucks tell me I couldn't have a the caffeine in a mocha! I can't believe some people!</div>
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A recent conversation in a coffeee emporium I refuse to name:<br><br>
jackass: "Uh, decaf still contains caffeine"<br>
me: "They taught you that in barista school?"<br>
jackass: "I just figured since pregnant women aren't supposed to have caffeine..."<br>
me: "If you were paid to figure you'd know that a rapid withdrawal from caffeine would only screw with my adrenal glands and compromise my health and my baby's more than a serving of caffeine ever could. But since you're not paid to figure, you're paid to fill my order, why don't you get on that?"<br><br>
I love New York.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">A recent conversation in a coffeee emporium I refuse to name:<br><br>
jackass: "Uh, decaf still contains caffeine"<br>
me: "They taught you that in barista school?"<br>
jackass: "I just figured since pregnant women aren't supposed to have caffeine..."<br>
me: "If you were paid to figure you'd know that a rapid withdrawal from caffeine would only screw with my adrenal glands and compromise my health and my baby's more than a serving of caffeine ever could. But since you're not paid to figure, you're paid to fill my order, why don't you get on that?"<br><br>
I love New York.</div>
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Ok, I am officially scared of New Yorkers now. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/bag.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Bag">:<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">:
 

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Diva, I think if we knew each other IRL, we would be best friends. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/loveeyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Loveeyes">:
 

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I'm officially convinced then, that I have an Inner New Yorker. I wish I could master the accent.<br><br>
I won't say what naughty thing I did last night, but BOY do I feel great this morning.
 
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