[camelfam]

If you could write a job description for being a SAHM (like something you would put on a resume, what would you write? I don't really have to do this, but was trying to think of what it would look like in my head. Any creative mamas want to come up with a truthful/funny job description for being a stay-at-home mom? I'm not feeling very creative right now

 

[Burnindinner]

~ Parent, My House, November 2008-present
Activities include but are not limited to nurturing, lactating, cleaning, diaper changing, schedule coordinating, cooking, laundering, stopping cats from sitting on stove. Skills gained in multi-tasking, working one handed, foreseeing meltdowns. Exceptional work in the areas of creating, birthing, and feeding a human. Future plans include teaching, guiding, loving.

 

[Turkish Kate]

From my Facebook page:
Employer: Evim (Turkish for "my house")
Position: Architect of the Future
Time Period: October 2005 - Present
Location: Çengelköy, Turkey
Description:Scultping and shaping the generation to come. Primarily responsible for daily operations, including accounts payable, inventory, receiving, and personnel management. Other duties include general maintenance, procurement, waste management, resource allocation, food preparation & nutrition evaluation, and health & wellness screening. Continuing education required, vacations optional and unlikely. Rewards are phenomenal.

 

[Magali]

Those are both so good. I love it!