<p>My family is Jewish -- for most of my childhood, our Christmas tree was a houseplant decorated with tinsel and whatever Christmas ornaments we'd made in school (public school, only Jewish family in town, parents didn't want us to feel left out, yadda yadda yadda).</p>
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<p>For the last 17 years of our relationship, neither DP nor I cared about having a Christmas tree, so we didn't. (He grew up Unitarian Universalist, but neither of us is religious.)</p>
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<p>Now that DD is 3 and happens to attend a Catholic preschool, she's VERY interested in Christmas. So we celebrated Chanukah with a menorah etc, and are figuring we'll have a mellow Christmas celebration, too. </p>
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<p>The problem is that left to his own devices, I don't think DP will take any action on a tree. So that leaves me, the partner who is even less invested in Christmas, to decorate a Christmas tree. We're thinking that we'll decorate a large houseplant for this year at least, as I did as a kid. We own no Christmas ornaments and neither of us is inclined to spend a lot of time or money on this project. This is basically about providing our 3-year-old with the experience of having a tree to find some presents under.</p>
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<p>I'm not excited about tinsel because we have cats, and I can remember my childhood cats eating the tinsel off our tree. That seems like a bad plan. </p>
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<p>We can make paper chains out of construction paper, I suppose.</p>
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<p>I remember one year we tried stringing popcorn and cranberries when I was a kid and discovering that it took REALLY long to get a long string of them, and wasn't that easy to do.</p>
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<p>We could make play-doh-type ornaments and hang them with ribbons, but they might be a bit heavy for a plant.</p>
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<p>What would you do as simple, not-time-consuming, Christmas houseplant decorations?</p>
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<p>For the last 17 years of our relationship, neither DP nor I cared about having a Christmas tree, so we didn't. (He grew up Unitarian Universalist, but neither of us is religious.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now that DD is 3 and happens to attend a Catholic preschool, she's VERY interested in Christmas. So we celebrated Chanukah with a menorah etc, and are figuring we'll have a mellow Christmas celebration, too. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>The problem is that left to his own devices, I don't think DP will take any action on a tree. So that leaves me, the partner who is even less invested in Christmas, to decorate a Christmas tree. We're thinking that we'll decorate a large houseplant for this year at least, as I did as a kid. We own no Christmas ornaments and neither of us is inclined to spend a lot of time or money on this project. This is basically about providing our 3-year-old with the experience of having a tree to find some presents under.</p>
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<p>I'm not excited about tinsel because we have cats, and I can remember my childhood cats eating the tinsel off our tree. That seems like a bad plan. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>We can make paper chains out of construction paper, I suppose.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I remember one year we tried stringing popcorn and cranberries when I was a kid and discovering that it took REALLY long to get a long string of them, and wasn't that easy to do.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>We could make play-doh-type ornaments and hang them with ribbons, but they might be a bit heavy for a plant.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What would you do as simple, not-time-consuming, Christmas houseplant decorations?</p>
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