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Since we have a thread about all the awful things people say, I thought it would be useful to have one about effective, funny, or just plain stress-relieving comebacks that anyone has either used, or else at least thought up later, for those situations.
 

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"you know how that happens don't you?"<br>
DH- "Yeah and we like it"<br><br>
(after we gave birth to our dd after 3 boys) We heard this one twice, actually.<br>
"now your dh can go get snipped"<br>
ME- Absolutely since our family will be complete now that we finally have a girl.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll"><br><br>
"wow, where are you guys going to live?" (we are staying in the same house by the way)<br>
DH- "I thought we would pick out a nice shoe"<br><br>
(While nursing ds 1 and pg w/ ds2 my mil said<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile"><br>
"you're not going to nurse them both are you?"<br>
ME- "I guess i'll have to as I can't imagine give ds 2 a bottle"
 

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I actually used this one a few days ago... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue"><br><br>
"But you're so young, your life will be over!"<br>
Sorry, I'm not an octopus, I don't die as soon as my baby is born..
 
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