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some quotes recently I read and loved to share with you :
“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
* Johnny Depp
“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
* Bill Watterson
“It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb s***. He knows how it works.”
* Justin Halpern
“I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.”
* Charles Dickens
“It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.”
* George W. Bush
which one you loved more ?
some quotes recently I read and loved to share with you :
“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
* Johnny Depp
“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
* Bill Watterson
“It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb s***. He knows how it works.”
* Justin Halpern
“I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.”
* Charles Dickens
“It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.”
* George W. Bush
which one you loved more ?
