Sorry, but I have to ask you outloud, Earwigs?
If so, dust the perimeter and window sills of your house with diatemaceous earth, clean up any debris in the yard, particularly near the house and entrances. Make traps in the yard with rolled up newspaper strategically placed in the yard, then plastic bag it in the mornings (of course, you will have to have someone else do that, I understand
) Also, caulk any cracks, openings, etc. around windows and doors.
I hate them too, and I had a huge, huge problem with them at my previous house. They were mostly out in the yard, because we had good windows and glass blocked basement windows, but they would get in. In the yard, they were EVERYWHERE! I particularly hated finding them munching on my dahlias! A year or so of the above methods, it was much more manageable. I would also do something pretty gross, I would move planters, pieces of cardboard, whatever in the mornings and have a stomping party! Don't even think about it :LOL
That's all I can think of right now, diatemaceous earth can be an irritant, so keep the kiddos away. It is not poisonous, though.
