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DH is absolutely wonderful, and is great about helping with baby needs when I *ask* him to. However, he generally has an air about him that says, "well, all YOU have to do is take care of a baby all day...pfft!"<br>
So, yesterday evening I was busy making dinner and asked him to watch the baby just for a little while.<br>
During these 20 minutes, DS managed to poop--totally bypassing his diaper, and squirting it all down DH's leg. DH was totally mortified, but proceeded to clean it up, acting totally martyred.<br>
Soon after this mess was cleaned up, DS let out a trucker-sized belch and spewed copious amounts of spit up all down the front of DH. (again, almost entirely missing his own outfit)<br>
Sorry, I just feel so vindicated right now.<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Hah once Dh was carrying DD around the living room and somehow she managed to poop around her diaper, down his shirt and into his jeans pocket, into his wallet.<br><br>
One in a million shot if you ask me! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> Isn't it great when dh get's a taste of what mommy goes through <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/mischievous.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="mischief">
 

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heh heh dd pooped all over daddy two days ago when dh was *supposed* to be pottying her. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Thats awesome.. I *just* handed DS off after his first super-sized poo of hte morning with the note of "andy, tell daddy how your diaper needs changed" hee hee hee... and then heard "OMG! I think I'm going to need your help on this one" hee hee hee <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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It seems like everytime I hand the baby off and go walk the dog, I come back to "you set me up". The baby has pooped on dad (white t-shirt no less), or vomited, or peed or some other body function that I've grown accostomed to. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 
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