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Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!<br><br><br>
Eat right!<br><br>
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.<br><br>
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.<br><br>
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.<br><br>
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.<br><br>
Wash your hands often.<br>
If you can't wash them,<br>
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.<br><br>
Get lots of fresh air.<br>
Open doors & windows whenever possible.<br><br>
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.<br><br>
Get plenty of rest.<br><br><br>
OR<br><br>
Take the doctor's approach.<br>
Think about it...<br>
When you go for a shot,<br>
what do they do first?<br>
They Clean your arm with alcohol...<br>
Why?<br>
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.<br>
So.......<br><br><br><br>
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)<br>
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)<br>
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)<br>
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)<br>
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)<br>
Then pass out. (rest)<br>
The way I see it...<br><br>
If you keep your alcohol levels up,<br>
flu germs can't get you!<br><br><br><br>
My mother always said,<br>
"A shot in the glass<br>
is better than one in the a$$!"
 

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Ha! Love it <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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Too bad I can't get my kids drunk...<br><br>
But now I have an excuse! ("I'm just keeping the flu germs away, honey! Pour me another shot!")
 

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I thought it was cute too,...
 
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