features my perfect (functional) apron would have:
-full apron
-long enough ties to tie generously in front of me after crossing around from behind. (I then tuck a dishtowel into my apron strings) they also should not need ironing.
-heavy-duty, so spills don't go through, and can take a bruising
-skinny pockets. FAR more useful than a square pocket would be two skinny pockets, one long and 1-3 short (the long for a wooden spoon, the short for eating spoons, forks, etc.) when at home I SO miss my chef-coat, solely for it's spoon arm pocket.
-non-adjustable (but perfect for me, not as big as many are, which makes the apron start around mid-boob
, custom length?) neck-"tie". adjustable, whether knots or d-rings, catch in my curly hair.
-longish. knee length please for messy kitchen use.
-big "skirt" piece, and cornered (not rounded corners) (use the corners to create a basket to put produce from a future garden in, and big enough for LOTS of produce.)
-machine washable (obviously)
It would be made of a cute or pretty medium to heavy weight fabric, with no ruffles, rickrack, or the like etc. I want it to feel very functional.
*This is for a functional apron. I will admit to having changed my (cute) functional apron for a cute clean half apron after cooking the meal for serving it.
only on special occasions though. and then I take that off to eat. wasteful, yes, but it feels so fun!