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Sometimes only a mother or father can comprehend the things they say.<br><br>
My 2.5 DS, looking out the window at a windmill, says "Fan stuck. Batterier?"<br>
Gobbly-**** to anyone else. DH and understand instantly that this translates to "The fan (windmill) isn't moving. Can we put batteries in it, so it will spin around?"<br><br>
What are your funniest, most insightful pearls of wisdom from DS and DD?
 

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Cute! My dd came up to me the other day and said "mama...diego is dead" which meant that the silly little talking toy that MIL bought her had run out of battery juice. I must say I was thankful to hear of his passing, if even just temporary.
 

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We have eliminated a lot of foods from our diet to address DS's digestive issues. So any time he wants something he's not supposed to have, I explain that it's bad for his poop.<br><br>
Well, the other day, he decided to use this argument to his advantage and said, "Mama, I want jelly beans. They help me go poop!"
 

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We were in the car, and my 2.5 ds announced that he wanted to visit some woman he saw walking her dog. I said "But we don't know that woman."<br><br>
"I do," he assured me.<br><br>
"Well," I said, "I don't know where she lives."<br><br>
"Well I do," he replied. "She lives in America."<br><br>
He got me there. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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I was just telling my DS that the noise we heard was coyotes in the canyon, and he said, "It's very old, and the big loud balls come out and say 'boom! boom!'"<br><br>
I was baffled for a minute until I realized he was talking about the <i>cannon</i> he saw yesterday with DH. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 
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