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We don't have one of these yet...
Well now we do!
Here's my TMI.
21 weeks now, and I'm already peeing sideways!
What's yours?
Well now we do!
Here's my TMI.
21 weeks now, and I'm already peeing sideways!
What's yours?
The TMI thread
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My nipples are a bluish color...it freaks me out.
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MY CROTCH STINKS!!!!!
HAH!
Beat you all in the TMI Dept!
*points to the DDDDC*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAH!
Beat you all in the TMI Dept!
*points to the DDDDC*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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One of my aureolas has a sizeable patch that has always been ever so slightly darker than the rest, but you'd have to shine a doctor's spotlight on it to notice, if at all.
Well, ever since my nipples went from pink to brown, this patch is significantly darker than the rest. I even managed to freak out the midwife during the breast exam.
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BONUS RANT:
I think that if I had started out with small breasts and slimmer hips, pregnancy would have looked a heck of a lot better. In fact, I've seen many pregnant ladies in person and in pictures that pull this off rather well. Instead, I started out with 36DD's, a very small waist, and bigger hips. The result has been that I have now obviously lost the small waist, the bazooms have grown to monstrous proportions, and the hips have followed suit...
Although I have never compared anyone's body to mine, I have started to compare my body to other pregnant women I meet. I really envy the ones who look like they gained nothing but belly. You'd think that these women would be few and far between, but there are so many of them here in New England!
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Well, ever since my nipples went from pink to brown, this patch is significantly darker than the rest. I even managed to freak out the midwife during the breast exam.
BONUS RANT:
I think that if I had started out with small breasts and slimmer hips, pregnancy would have looked a heck of a lot better. In fact, I've seen many pregnant ladies in person and in pictures that pull this off rather well. Instead, I started out with 36DD's, a very small waist, and bigger hips. The result has been that I have now obviously lost the small waist, the bazooms have grown to monstrous proportions, and the hips have followed suit...
Although I have never compared anyone's body to mine, I have started to compare my body to other pregnant women I meet. I really envy the ones who look like they gained nothing but belly. You'd think that these women would be few and far between, but there are so many of them here in New England!
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I know what you mean. I look like my hips got mad at each other and are struggling to part ways...
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Me wondering as I started this thread--- WHY am I the one doing this if the queen of TMI is in my DDC? ah, right- she's preoccupied with doula affairs
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I knew you would at least chime in, though!
Obligatory additional TMI info: I've been in the bathroom doing #2 upwards of 4 times a day.
Originally Posted by Pandora114 MY CROTCH STINKS!!!!! HAH! Beat you all in the TMI Dept! *points to the DDDDC* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Me wondering as I started this thread--- WHY am I the one doing this if the queen of TMI is in my DDC? ah, right- she's preoccupied with doula affairs
I knew you would at least chime in, though!
Obligatory additional TMI info: I've been in the bathroom doing #2 upwards of 4 times a day.
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I pee when I:
sneeze
laugh
cough
yawn
pick up my son
smile
walk
cook
sleep (thought my water broke one morning!)
and the list goes on....
I'm also sick of burning through six pairs of underwear a day, not just from pee but from the globs of mucous. It's a big bummer DH is deployed because he'd really be enjoying the extra lube.
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sneeze
laugh
cough
yawn
pick up my son
smile
walk
cook
sleep (thought my water broke one morning!)
and the list goes on....
I'm also sick of burning through six pairs of underwear a day, not just from pee but from the globs of mucous. It's a big bummer DH is deployed because he'd really be enjoying the extra lube.
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Mine finds it inconvinient
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mabe because he's not circumcised.....I dunno....
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Please dont hurt me..
Originally Posted by milk_maker I'm also sick of burning through six pairs of underwear a day, not just from pee but from the globs of mucous. It's a big bummer DH is deployed because he'd really be enjoying the extra lube.
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mabe because he's not circumcised.....I dunno....
Please dont hurt me..
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nah Pandora, mine is the same way- if its not dry enough he complains of not being able to feel *anything*. I attribute it to the same cause.
ETA: I missed the "not" in the previous post. I attribute his inability to feel to *being* circed.
ETA: I missed the "not" in the previous post. I attribute his inability to feel to *being* circed.
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ohhh, yet another one I had forgotten about.
It seems that the womb-bat really likes to kick me in the clitoris. how that is possible I don't know. Bizarre sensations, though.
It seems that the womb-bat really likes to kick me in the clitoris. how that is possible I don't know. Bizarre sensations, though.
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kegels baby, kegels...keeps a girl nice and fit.
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...but it didn't do a dang thing about the peeing issues
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Originally Posted by Pandora114 Mine finds it inconvinient
mabe because he's not circumcised.....I dunno....
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...but it didn't do a dang thing about the peeing issues
I'm from Nov ddc, but here is my TMI...
I just noticed that one of my labia (outter) is much bigger than the other...upon closer scrutiny, it appears it is also very 'dark' down there--more veins etc. (which I expected, more blood flow)...So now, my worries are do I have a 'hemmoroid type thing' going on in my labia??? AHHHHH
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I just noticed that one of my labia (outter) is much bigger than the other...upon closer scrutiny, it appears it is also very 'dark' down there--more veins etc. (which I expected, more blood flow)...So now, my worries are do I have a 'hemmoroid type thing' going on in my labia??? AHHHHH
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I'm with pandora, my crotch stinks. And nothing makes it better.
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Yup, I'm afflicted with Swamp crotch. LOL
It's wet, it's stinky and it's boggy and it's swampy and nothing we can do can stop it.
Bayou Crotch YEAH!
Originally Posted by MotherWhimsey I'm with pandora, my crotch stinks. And nothing makes it better.
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It's wet, it's stinky and it's boggy and it's swampy and nothing we can do can stop it.
Bayou Crotch YEAH!
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My pits are embarrassingly stinky. Like, I can smell them, so I'm sure everyone else can, too. The unscented deoderant just isn't cutting it since I got pg. I might have to upgrade to perfumy anti-persperant, which I haven't worn since I was 14. Eww.
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And they say pregnancy is supposed to make us glow.
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Dogs seem to think I'm a thing of beauty... especially male ones. They stop me in the street and ask what kind of perfume I'm wearing, it's just so irresistable. I tell them it's all me baby. Man if we could bottle swamp crotch, I bet we could sell it to mailmen and such and they'd never have trouble with dogs again.
Originally Posted by snazzy_mom And they say pregnancy is supposed to make us glow.
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THEY are idiots.
I too have swamp crotch, uncontrollable sweating in my armpits, gas, pimples like a teenager. I also pee constantly, have no balance (keep falling over), and the bathroom smells like a combination of burning tires and sewage after going #2.
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I hear ya there. My dogs have had their noses in my crotch for weeks now. I have never felt so violated in my life!
Originally Posted by snazzy_mom And they say pregnancy is supposed to make us glow.
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I too have swamp crotch, uncontrollable sweating in my armpits, gas, pimples like a teenager. I also pee constantly, have no balance (keep falling over), and the bathroom smells like a combination of burning tires and sewage after going #2.
Delightful!
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Originally Posted by MotherWhimsey Dogs seem to think I'm a thing of beauty... especially male ones. They stop me in the street and ask what kind of perfume I'm wearing, it's just so irresistable. |
Joining the Swamp Crotch club! I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
The only other really weird thing (for me, at least) is that my nipples are leaking...especially when dh and I DTD. He's gotten small puddles on his chest from one or both nipples - fortunately he thinks it's "cool" (his word, even!). Having never EVER had anything come from my breasts before, it's pretty weird.
The only other really weird thing (for me, at least) is that my nipples are leaking...especially when dh and I DTD. He's gotten small puddles on his chest from one or both nipples - fortunately he thinks it's "cool" (his word, even!). Having never EVER had anything come from my breasts before, it's pretty weird.
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