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DH was constantly leaving piles of change all around the house. It was driving me batty. So one Christmas I gave DH an automated coin sorter machine that he could just throw them into, and they would be sorted into rolls we could take to the bank. Yay.<br><br>
So my dream/nighmare goes like this: he's on the toilet "taking a sh*t" (which is a real annoying thing to me, because he's in there like 30 minutes when he does this particular act. WTH. It takes like 30 seconds to take a sh*t. I just don't get it. And all the guys I ever dated were the same way.) Anyway. He's in there, and I find some piles of his stupid change on the mantle. Aggravating, because that's why I bought him this damn coin sorter. So I go to put a coin in there, and it goes in all funny, and the metal makes some kind of spark, and a little fire starts. I yell to him in the bathroom, "SCOTT! THERE'S A FIRE!" No response. "SCOTTTTTTTT!! FIRE IN HERE!!!!" He finally replies "I'm busy, I'm taking a sh*t." And the fire starts to get bigger, and the baby is upstairs, and I am in sheer panic because I am totally helpless for some reason and am unable to do anything for myself, like go and get the baby. All I can do is stand there and watch that fire get bigger and bigger. I yell again, "SCOTT! FIRE!!! GET THE &*^&!!#$#$# OFF THE TOILET AND COME HELP US!!" And he says all nonchalantly, "I have to wipe first." OMG.<br><br>
And right then I woke up, and I smacked him on the arm, angry. He says "What did you do that for?" and I told him and he says "Well I would have to take care of myself first. If I don't have a clean ass, I can't help anyone." I was SO still asleep so I thought he was serious. I told him he would need to pull his pants over his dirty bum and worry about wiping LATER. He said "Uh, I don't think so." I said "Are you kidding me??!!" And he started laughing. Jerk <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue">
 

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Oh, that is TOO funny!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
I know I have had a couple of weird dreams in the last couple of nights, but then I can't remember them in the morning. I remember waking up in a panic one night, so maybe the not remembering is just as well.<br><br>
Your dream did remind me of a dream I had a few weeks ago though - I was visiting a friend, and walked out to my car and saw that there was like three inches of water on the floor of the car. So I called dh to ask if it was ok if I started the car anyway, and he didn't answer, or my phone went dead or something, so I decided to just start the car. When I did, something sparked and something caught fire in the back seat. So, there I am, standing outside of my car, and my friend came out of his house, and he was standing there staring at the car and scratching his head totally not knowing what to do. I remember thinking, "huh, I thought you were smarter than that," right before I found a fire extinguisher in the car and put out the fire myself. And then went on my way.<br><br>
So, what is it about putting out fires with useless men around? Is there something in the pg hormones that brings on those dreams? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 
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