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... until you had children!
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some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

why are you licking the wall?

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

please don't go Grover on me!

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

no, your other left foot.

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."
 

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... until you had children!
dizzy.gif


some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

why are you licking the wall?

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

please don't go Grover on me!

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

no, your other left foot.

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."
LOL. dd is convinced at this point that there's a baby in mama's belly and a kitty in daddy's. she did a slam wrestling move on him and he said "ow my kidney." so now she is pretty sure there's a kitty in there.

we have:

we don't put things in our (ear/nose/bottom)

goat poop is not a raisin

no biting mommy's butt (seriously?)
 
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