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So, anyway, yesterday, I decide to heat up some leftover Kashmir Spinach and Noodles. It's kind of a greenish-black color, as you can imagine. Change her diaper, eat my meal, toss dish in sink.<br><br>
I go to get Katie in her babytrekker for her nap. Put her on the couc while I get the trekker on me, when I notice I've got some spinach on my arm. Well, I lean over to lick it off (no sense picking up baby, tripping over trekker, etc. to go get a napkin or whatever). So, I lick the spinach off my arm. And IMMEDIATELY realize, "Holy UA violation. That AIN'T spinach".<br><br>
Immediately pick up baby.<br><br>
Who has had an explosive diaper incident.<br><br>
You put two and two together.<br><br>
I thought my grandmother was going to have an asthma attack she was laughing so hard when I told her this.<br><br>
I'm never eating spinach again. Ugh.
 

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I seriously lol'd when I read this. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> Sorry to laugh at your plight, but that cracked me up.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">: <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">:
 

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Oh my!!! That's really gross!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> Omg I'm going to wake up my baby laughing.
 

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Oh my!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
That is the second poop saga I have heard this week. Must be a bad one for bowels!
 

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Oh, yuck!<br><br>
The things we go through . . .<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue">
 

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EWWWW I would totally do that! I have a bad habit of just licking things off of me. Which was bad last week when I got a big splash of Dave's Insanity super-insanely-painfully hot hot sauce on my hand. But hey, at least it wasn't poop!
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">:<br><br>
Maybe *I* won't eat spinach now, either! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">
 

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You won't eat SPINACH????<br><br>
Um, isn't there is something else you shouldn't eat again? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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Oh goodness! Im sorry, but I also LOL'd. If it helps any, I licked my finger once thinking it was mustard that I put on the sandwich that I had just made. Ummmm...it wasnt.
 

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My cousin did that once when she was eating blueberry ice cream outside....it turned out to be bird poop!!!! EWWW!!!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao"> I totally needed to hear that this morning--ewwww <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">
 
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