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So while my son and I were in the shower and I was holding him against me and I heard him make a sound so I held him in front of me and to my surprise he puked, so I move him to my other shoulder only to discover that the puke had gotten in my pubic hair <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"> this was definitely not in the handbook .... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll">
 

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Yeah, I don't remember baby pooping (diarrhea) while you bathe together either <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll">
 

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There are some things you just have to see for yourself, mama. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Yeah, I don't remember baby pooping (diarrhea) while you bathe together either <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll"></div>
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Classic!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">What about when they spit-up or vomit into your open mouth?</div>
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YIKES!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">What about when they spit-up or vomit into your open mouth?</div>
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oh, I've been THERE! fun, fun, fun!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">or in your eye. dd has only spit up ONCE and it was right in my eye.</div>
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I'm sorry but that one made me laugh! thanks! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao"><br><br>
How about a dog covered with baby food (he is always staying under the high chair, of course) This was not in my dog's book...
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">So while my son and I were in the shower and I was holding him against me and I heard him make a sound so I held him in front of me and to my surprise he puked, so I move him to my other shoulder only to discover that the puke had gotten in my pubic hair <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"> this was definitely not in the handbook .... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll"></div>
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My DS discovered my pubic hair in the bath recently, immediately yanking on it. He was quite put out when I covered myself with my hand for protection! Definitely NOT in the babybook! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">My DS discovered my pubic hair in the bath recently, immediately yanking on it. He was quite put out when I covered myself with my hand for protection! Definitely NOT in the babybook! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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I just had that same problem! Probably like 2 weeks ago, i see this look in his eye like OOOH WHAT IS THAT?! and he reaches before i can stop him OW
 

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Yeah, well, I really wished that that damn Baby Book would have told me that my son would be obsessed with grabbing a handful of POO everytime I changed a messy diaper. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/eyesroll.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="roll"><br><br>
My husband has also been the victim of "floaters" in the bath tub more than once.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/blush.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="blush"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/blush.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="blush"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">To funny DS pooped on dad twice in the bathtub, He would have fart bubbles , then after that the big one shows up. So everysince then dad is very afraid to take baths now.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"> funny thread! dd pooped in the bath when she was about 1mo while ds was in the tub with her....there was yellow'ish bf poop through-out the water, not just a floater, it was everywhere!!! ds yelled and jumped out of the bath while dd smiled, ha ha. They still bath together and this has not happened again, thank goodness.
 

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What was not in the manual was how necessary bathing with your child becomes when you've just spent the night bathing in her milk (combo of spitup and leaking mama). Isn't a milk bath supposed to be some sorta spa treatment? Seriously I could make a fortune around here...
 

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When my daughter was a week old or so, my dh was changing her, and my mom and I were sitting in the living room chatting when we hear "holy crap! and i mean that literally!" So we go running in, all in a panic that something's wrong with the baby. When we get there, my husband guestures at the wall, and we realize, the WHOLE WALL is covered in baby poo!! That tiny newborn body managed to send her waste a good 6 feet from where she was being changed!! Of course, my mom and I were not in quite the freaked-out state that my virgo of a husband was after watching poo spray out of his daughter, so we were hysterically laughing. We got sophia cleaned up and then my mom took her while my husband and i set to work cleaning up the poo. That's when my husband looks at me and says in this dumbfounded way "it just came out like a rocket. It was a poop rocket!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao"><br><br>
I have pics, if you wanna see.... hahahahahahaha<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"><br><br>
About a week later, early in the morning, Dh was again changing dd's diaper, and apparently tipped her upward too much while wiping and... he got sprayed in the face w/the poo <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">: that time he freaked and had me take the baby so he could take a shower. He learned his lesson after that - he always kept some sort of guard over her bottom.
 

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My husband has also been the victim of "floaters" in the bath tub more than once.</div>
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We called those "poopy fishes" when I was growing up.<br><br>
Closely related to crappies. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">My DS discovered my pubic hair in the bath recently, immediately yanking on it. He was quite put out when I covered myself with my hand for protection! Definitely NOT in the babybook! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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LOL!
 

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Ick! At least you were in the shower though. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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my sister came to town to see my dd this past weekend and as she picked her up, my dd spit up and it went straight into her mouth! it was hilarious!!
 
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