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I will start off:<br><br>
My oldest, in Kindergarden, brought home a HUGE book about the brain. And I spent 2 hours reading it to him and his 2 yo twin brothers!! (well, the first 3 chapters, sigh. It is going to take us at least a solid week of serious reading to get through it!!)<br><br>
Twin 1 brought up a piece of wire and said, "Fire broken." After a while, I figured out that he meant the heater was broken. "Did you tell Dad?" "No." "Go tell Dad and give him the piece." Sigh, "OK." He then proceeded to take his dad to the heater and show him where the pieces came from.<br><br>
Twin 1 has spent the last 4 months perfecting his swearing. At Christmas, he came out with the F bomb, gramatically correct, of course. At Easter, it was GD. Thanks Grandpa. And last week, it was Sh and A$$. Thanks dh!!<br><br>
Last night, the same twin was yelling, "Big big world!" over and over. I was ignoring him as much as possible. Finally, I heard a big metal thump. I went to check it out. . . he had pulled the vent cover off of a hole inthe wall that leads to the basement (we're in a split level). "Big big World house!" OK. I still didn't get it. A few minutes later, he was pulling and yanking on my computer cord. "Honey, don't pull on that, it will hurt the computer." "Big big world!!" Hmmmmm, oh dear. . . "Honey, that isn't a vine, that is a cord for the computer. You can't climb it. Where you trying to have a tree house with the hole in the wall?" "Big big world, house, vine!!" Oh, dear!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:<br><br>
Twin 2 has been prettty good, except for getting everything out of the pantry, climbing up the shelves, to get at the cookies I put there 3 MONTHS ago!! (and no, he couldn't see them). He also organizes all of his cars in neat rows, in order of size, or shape, or function, or repeating patterns of one of the preceeding. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
My oldest, in Kindergarden, brought home a HUGE book about the brain. And I spent 2 hours reading it to him and his 2 yo twin brothers!! (well, the first 3 chapters, sigh. It is going to take us at least a solid week of serious reading to get through it!!)<br><br>
Twin 1 brought up a piece of wire and said, "Fire broken." After a while, I figured out that he meant the heater was broken. "Did you tell Dad?" "No." "Go tell Dad and give him the piece." Sigh, "OK." He then proceeded to take his dad to the heater and show him where the pieces came from.<br><br>
Twin 1 has spent the last 4 months perfecting his swearing. At Christmas, he came out with the F bomb, gramatically correct, of course. At Easter, it was GD. Thanks Grandpa. And last week, it was Sh and A$$. Thanks dh!!<br><br>
Last night, the same twin was yelling, "Big big world!" over and over. I was ignoring him as much as possible. Finally, I heard a big metal thump. I went to check it out. . . he had pulled the vent cover off of a hole inthe wall that leads to the basement (we're in a split level). "Big big World house!" OK. I still didn't get it. A few minutes later, he was pulling and yanking on my computer cord. "Honey, don't pull on that, it will hurt the computer." "Big big world!!" Hmmmmm, oh dear. . . "Honey, that isn't a vine, that is a cord for the computer. You can't climb it. Where you trying to have a tree house with the hole in the wall?" "Big big world, house, vine!!" Oh, dear!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:<br><br>
Twin 2 has been prettty good, except for getting everything out of the pantry, climbing up the shelves, to get at the cookies I put there 3 MONTHS ago!! (and no, he couldn't see them). He also organizes all of his cars in neat rows, in order of size, or shape, or function, or repeating patterns of one of the preceeding. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">