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Yes, it was a forwarded email. My grandma sent it to me, and it made me giggle and smile.<br><br>
Happy Mother's Day!<br><br>
WHY GOD MADE MOMS<br><br>
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:<br><br><b>Why did God make mothers?<br></b><br>
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<br>
2.. Mostly to clean the house.<br>
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<br><br><br><b>How did God make mothers?</b><br><br>
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<br>
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.<br>
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.<br><br><br><b>What ingredients are mothers made of?</b><br><br>
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.<br>
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.<br><br><b>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?</b><br><br>
1. We're related.<br>
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.<br><br><b>What kind of a little girl was your mom?</b><br><br>
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<br>
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.<br>
3. They say she used to be nice.<br><br><b><br>
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?</b><br><br>
1. His last name.<br>
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?<br>
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?<br><br><br><b>Why did your mom marry your dad?</b><br><br>
1.. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot<br>
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.<br>
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.<br><br><br><b>Who's the boss at your house?</b><br><br>
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.<br>
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<br>
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<br><br><br><b>What's the difference between moms and dads?</b><br><br>
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.<br>
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them..<br>
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.<br>
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.<br><br><br><b>What does your mom do in her spare time?</b><br><br>
1. Mothers don't do spare time.<br>
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<br><br><b>What would it take to make your mom perfect?</b><br><br>
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.<br>
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.<br><br><br><b>If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?</b><br><br>
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.<br>
2. I'd make my mom smarter.. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.<br>
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
 

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This is sooo cute. Just what I needed to read before heading off to bed.<br>
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3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">This is sooo cute. Just what I needed to read before heading off to bed.<br>
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That was my favorite one as well. Thank you for sharing that!
 
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