Joined
·
6,878 Posts
If I had been a boy I would have been Andrew or Benjamin.<br><br>
If my mom hadn't been more stubborn than my dad, he was going to name me Brandy.<br><br>
They planned to name me Alexandra but I "didn't look like one." If anyone knows what an Alexandra looks like, please fill me in.<br><br>
Besides that, they wanted to name me Peregrine, which I think is in a Hobbit book, right?<br><br>
Then my mom watched a <a href="http://polish.imdb.com/title/tt0067380/" target="_blank">sucky romance movie</a> on TV and took a liking to the name of the protaganist.<br><br>
That was the beginning of my troubles. A week later my placenta abrupted and I fought my way hypoxically into the world, bearing the name of a character from a Jim Backus movie.<br><br>
I mean Lord, Jim Backus. A Jim Backus movie. No wonder I love MST3K.<br><br>
What were you almost named?
If my mom hadn't been more stubborn than my dad, he was going to name me Brandy.<br><br>
They planned to name me Alexandra but I "didn't look like one." If anyone knows what an Alexandra looks like, please fill me in.<br><br>
Besides that, they wanted to name me Peregrine, which I think is in a Hobbit book, right?<br><br>
Then my mom watched a <a href="http://polish.imdb.com/title/tt0067380/" target="_blank">sucky romance movie</a> on TV and took a liking to the name of the protaganist.<br><br>
That was the beginning of my troubles. A week later my placenta abrupted and I fought my way hypoxically into the world, bearing the name of a character from a Jim Backus movie.<br><br>
I mean Lord, Jim Backus. A Jim Backus movie. No wonder I love MST3K.<br><br>
What were you almost named?