Who wants to see the Britney statue from the other end?

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minkajane

Discussion Starter · Apr 11, 2006

If you're like me, you've been dying to see the crowning shot of the Britney Spears statue out of pure morbid curiosity. So here it is:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv..._still_to.html

For some reason, the head looks too small and it looks like her labia are missing...

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Guest*

· #2 · Apr 11, 2006

I was actually wondering.

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sevenkids

· #3 · Apr 11, 2006

I was actually dying to see it!

It looks pretty much to scale. But can somebody get her a compress, please!

Ruthla

· #4 · Apr 11, 2006

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I see I'm not the only one who's been curious!!Wondering what the Britney Spears birthing monument looks like from the back? Of course not, but here it is anyways. I wasn't sure if this was considered safe for work or not, but I figured it'd be alright considering it's just stone. But, uh, if all of you end up getting fired it's not my fault. Blame Britney Spears and her horribly disgusting vagina.

There's nothing "horribly disgusting" about anybody's vagina!! Besides, that's not Britney's vagina- a true sculpure of her giving birth would show her abdomen slit open!

mirandahope

· #5 · Apr 11, 2006

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Quagmire

· #6 · Apr 11, 2006

That sculpture is just weird. Weird for the sake of weird.

hypnohobbit

· #7 · Apr 11, 2006

Who gives birth like that? She looks more like she's ready to make a baby, not push one out! Though I must say, I have been wondering what she looked like from the back side!

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channelofpeace

· #8 · Apr 11, 2006

And come on, let's add a little poop on there to make it look really life-like

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PinkPixie

· #9 · Apr 11, 2006

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Originally Posted by hypnohobbit
Who gives birth like that? She looks more like she's ready to make a baby, not push one out! Though I must say, I have been wondering what she looked like from the back side!

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rozzie'sma

· #10 · Apr 11, 2006

I was wondering too. It does seem like it is missing detail though

tracylhl

· #11 · Apr 11, 2006

I know I saw the FRONT side of this statue on a tv commercial recently but now I can't remember what it was for and it's driving me crazy. Can someone remember for me?

Brisen

· #12 · Apr 11, 2006

I was wondering, thanks for posting!

Some of those comments.... man!

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katja

· #13 · Apr 11, 2006

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Originally Posted by hypnohobbit
Who gives birth like that? She looks more like she's ready to make a baby, not push one out! Though I must say, I have been wondering what she looked like from the back side!

I just did in Feb. I've seen pictures of it too. It's a surprisingly comfortable position. I don't look anything like Britney though.

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Pam_and_Abigail

· #14 · Apr 11, 2006

She had a c-section, right?

And although all-fours is good for birthing, this position doesn't seem so good for it...

Brisen

· #15 · Apr 11, 2006

I've heard that on all fours with your bum up can be good for certain problems... maybe problems with the cord? I'm not remembering off the top of my head (which is why I would make an awful midwife! "Hmmm, now there's some position that will help with this... what was it... it was used at a birth I assisted at last year, the mom had dark curly hair I remember that and had the most interesting colour of blue paint on her walls, but man, the position itself escapes me... Give me a bit, I'm sure it will come to me..."

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cottonwood

· #16 · Apr 11, 2006

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Originally Posted by Brisen
I've heard that on all fours with your bum up can be good for certain problems... maybe problems with the cord?

Prolapsed cord. Keeps the baby off the cervix (gravity is going the other way) so the cord isn't compressed. Not a position for birthing in, though, just a position to keep baby from going into distress before an emergency c-section can be done.

The Britney statue looks like it's meant to be tipped so that her feet are on the ground and her arms are up on a platform. Which would be more like a regular all-fours position.

littleteapot

· #17 · Apr 11, 2006

All fours is a perfect position for a stuck baby, but with your bum in the air? Not so great... good for cord prolapse though.

Nathan1097

· #18 · Apr 11, 2006

OMG.... that's just weird. You can't birth that way! And the head IS too small- at least for full-term. If it IS full-term, then the labia aren't stretched enough- the head is too "long".

Nathan1097

· #19 · Apr 11, 2006

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Who gives birth like that? She looks more like she's ready to make a baby, not push one out! Though I must say, I have been wondering what she looked like from the back side!

Seriously!

Forget the warm compresses, would someone get the woman a pillow?

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brown eyed girls

· #20 · Apr 11, 2006

That position comes naturally to many women.... I saw it work wonders in a posterior/sunny side up position. Mom didn't tear... my SIL was in the typical hospital dead-bug position for her sunny side up and had a 4th degree episiotomy. It would have been better for her to be on a bear rug.

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