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What is an Irish girl to do<br>
with all the words that rhym with poo<br>
you'd think it'd be clear<br>
to limerick round here<br>
but all that I see is haiku<br><br><br>
NEED this diaper for my stash<br>
Gonna cost me tons of cash<br>
Time’s short on ebay<br>
Auction ending today<br>
“Please, please computer don’t crash”
 

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I am in agreement with you, Turquoise<br>
Your beautiful limerick shows lots of poise<br>
I enjoy a good rhyme too<br>
It keeps my mind off of poo<br>
Until Eliza's bum starts to make NOISE!<br><br>
LOL<br><br>
ET fix my limerick <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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Upon the intro of our newest mod<br>
Out on the limerick soil we did trod<br>
I jumped on it there<br>
For I just could not bear<br>
To refrain from both rhyme and applaud<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/clap.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="clap"> YEA! More fun poetry! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/clap.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="clap">
 

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LMAO<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"><br>
There once was a baby from Philly<br>
She was chubby, cute and sometimes silly<br>
Her Mama was obsessed<br>
In keeping her dressed<br>
In diapers of fancy and frilly
 

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oops! double posty toasty, please don't roast-me! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/tomato.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="tomato"><br><br><br>
My poor old house is never clean.<br>
My laundry thinks that I‘m mean.<br>
Ya’ know they’re just jealous<br>
Because I’m so zealous<br>
‘bout keeping my diapers pristine.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/wash.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="wash"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hang.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hang">
 

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On limericks I do agree<br>
I think I will write two or three<br>
For Clara's in bed<br>
With a prefold under her head<br>
For teething has caused drool to be<br><br>
So surfing I do myself find<br>
For covers of the woolen kind<br>
But my budget is cheap<br>
Which won't allow for sheep<br>
And fleece gives her bubble-behind<br><br>
So bumpys I suppose it will be<br>
And while I'm there I'll get three<br>
Would someone please tell<br>
Of a great sale<br>
That allows me shipping for free<br><br>
LOL...
 

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Those are great! :LOL<br><br>
I don't know the syallable count<br>
I probably don't have the right amount<br>
but Limmerick I'll try<br>
and I'll tell you why<br>
because there's no reason I can't
 

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There once was a girl from Kentucky<br>
Whose baby was really quite lucky<br>
On his bum he wore cloth<br>
'Cause his mom was a Sloth<br>
And thought wool and hemp were just ducky
 

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You mamas crack me up! :LOL<br><br>
Let me see if I can come up with one:<br><br>
There once was a woman named Kathleen<br>
Her fuz stash made the hyenas green<br>
They all drooled and drooled<br>
And said Kathleen ruled<br>
The land of the pure Fuz hyena<br><br>
Oh well, I tried. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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My first stab at diaper poetry...<br><br>
In our house we've got prefolds galore<br>
From the postman will come even more<br>
Fitteds and covers,<br>
Liners and doublers<br>
This must be why we're so poor!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 

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Here's one<br><br><br>
Your baby is all dry and cozy<br>
Smells just as sweet as a posie<br>
But it doesn't last long<br>
Sing the diapering song<br>
And try not to breathe through your nozy!<br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">
 
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