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My mom got this at work and insisted that I share it with as many mothers as possible, so I typed it out here. Even though I'm athiest, I still got a chuckle out of it.<br><br><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;">WHY GOD MADE MOMS</span><br><br>
Answers given by second grade school children to the following questions:<br><br><br>
Why did God make mothers?<br>
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<br>
2. Mostly to clean the house.<br>
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<br><br><br>
How did God make mothers?<br>
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<br>
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.<br>
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.<br><br><br>
What ingredients are mothers made of ?<br>
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the<br>
world and one dab of mean.<br>
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string<br>
I think.<br><br><br>
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?<br>
1. We're related.<br>
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.<br><br><br>
What kind of little girl was your mom?<br>
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<br>
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.<br>
3. They say she used to be nice.<br><br><br>
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?<br>
1. His last name.<br>
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on<br>
beer?<br>
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to<br>
chores?<br><br><br>
Why did your mom marry your dad?<br>
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.<br>
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.<br>
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.<br><br><br>
Who's the boss at your house?<br>
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof<br>
ball.<br>
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<br>
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<br><br><br>
What's the difference between moms & dads?<br>
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.<br>
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.<br>
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that<br>
s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.<br>
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.<br><br><br>
What does your mom do in her spare time?<br>
1. Mothers don't do spare time.<br>
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<br><br><br>
What would it take to make your mom perfect?<br>
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of<br>
plastic surgery.<br>
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.<br><br>
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?<br>
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of<br>
that.<br>
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it<br>
and not me.<br><br>
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of<br>
her head.
 

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That is awesome! Definitely a LOL moment.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">What does your mom do in her spare time?<br>
1. Mothers don't do spare time.<br>
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.</div>
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Don't I know it! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Cute stuff!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.</div>
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Why did your mom marry your dad?<br>
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.<br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> Love it.
 
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