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In case anyone was wondering, this is what I say all day, every day.<br><br>
wipe your face, blow your nose, go to the bathroom, flush the toilet, close the lid before you flush, wash your hands, use soap, use water, use a towel, close the door, pick up your clothes, put your dirty clothes in the hamper, don’t put clean clothes in the hamper, brush your teeth, rinse your toothbrush, chew with your mouth closed, don’t talk with food in your mouth, get your stuff off the kitchen table, don’t put pencils in your mouth, don’t put pens in your mouth, don’t put markers in your mouth, don’t be mean to your brother, your teacher can’t read that—rewrite it, do you have on underpants? did you do your homework? do you have everything you need for school? really? how about your lunch? your library book? your project? your gym shoes? pick up your toys, don’t step on library books, don’t step on any books, it’s too close to supper for a snack, who left the light on? who didn’t flush the toilet? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/greensad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="greensad"><br><br><br>
Repeat 50 times daily to deaf ears.
 

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i am right there with you mama.<br><br>
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if you ask me to help you , you have to let me help you. no you cant have a snack its almost dinner time. i cant always come, (fix yout toy, answer you, etc) the exact second you ask, dont make shooting noises when i am driving, dont suddenly scream when i am driving, dont whine when i am driving.....<br><br><br><br>
and what is it with stepping on books! i am sort of glad, i guess, that its not just my ds that has a weird affinity for doing that, but it drives me bonkers. especially now, his answer is to remove his foot and then say " IM NOT!" in fact he does that with a bumch of stuff i ask him not to do. OMG that makes steam come out of my ears.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:
 

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Funny, what drives me batty is DS repeating things, not me.<br><br>
eg 1) "getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetu pgetupgetup!!"<br>
eg 2) "*&%$ !"<br>
eg 3) "Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa has a 'giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaamaaaaaa has a 'ginaaaaaaaaaaa! Mama has a 'gina!"<br><br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Funny, what drives me batty is DS repeating things, not me.<br><br>
eg 1) "getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetu pgetupgetup!!"<br>
eg 2) "*&%$ !"<br>
eg 3) "Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa has a 'giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaamaaaaaa has a 'ginaaaaaaaaaaa! Mama has a 'gina!"<br><br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao"></div>
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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">:<br><br>
Last night my daughter asked me if I had a penis, to which I said, no, I have a vagina or a yoni, whichever word you like better. And she then proceeded to say 'gina yoni 'gina yoni 'gina yoni over and over and over again. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> Oy! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/dizzy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Dizzy">:
 
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