WOW those are hilarious! You wake up to pee at 4AM and then drink a 20oz. bottle of water before laying back down.
You know you're well into third trimester when...
- You wake up thinking that your hips have to be dislocated, they hurt so badly.
- Your last meal sits just below your clavicle burning a hole in your esophagus for about 20 minutes, and then you're hungry again.
- All you want to read are cooking magazines, but you are too stuck on the couch to cook.
- You have a 20-pillow sleeping system, but you still want to buy that magical circle pillow that wraps all the way around you.
- You make DH rearrange boxes in the attic for the third time because its just driving you crazy knowing things aren't in order up there.
Fill in the blank mamas!
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- Your last meal sits just below your clavicle burning a hole in your esophagus for about 20 minutes, and then you're hungry again.
- All you want to read are cooking magazines, but you are too stuck on the couch to cook.
- You have a 20-pillow sleeping system, but you still want to buy that magical circle pillow that wraps all the way around you.
- You make DH rearrange boxes in the attic for the third time because its just driving you crazy knowing things aren't in order up there.
Fill in the blank mamas!
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Yeah. Cloth pantyliners (because they hold more and save you like 5 million dollars throughout a pregnancy LOL) are The Awesome.
I've got another one...
When you look at your hospital's website (or birth center... or birth supply list if you're a HB maybe? haha) just to see the maternity section even though you've already delivered there twice. I'm such a loser
Originally Posted by bclare You suddenly have to pee so badly you can't move. And then you suddenly don't. All the while you are hoping you don't have the sneeze or anything.... |
I've got another one...
When you look at your hospital's website (or birth center... or birth supply list if you're a HB maybe? haha) just to see the maternity section even though you've already delivered there twice. I'm such a loser
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ROFL!!! I was lurking but this made me spray tea I laughed so hard! (I suppose I can relate even though I'm still a month from the third trimester)
My kids make beeep beeeep noises like I'm a big truck backing up when I move around.
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You girls are hilarious
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Originally Posted by sew_crafty_girl When you've given up on shaving anything lower than your armpits. |
My kids make beeep beeeep noises like I'm a big truck backing up when I move around.
You girls are hilarious
When you have to ask your six year old to help you up from the couch (and she just rolled her eyes at me like "Yeah right."
LMAO over the shaving. I finally did my legs a coupe of days ago because it was driving me nuts. I almost died.
LMAO over the shaving. I finally did my legs a coupe of days ago because it was driving me nuts. I almost died.
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Originally Posted by sew_crafty_girl When you've given up on shaving anything lower than your armpits. |
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DDC crashing - these are just way too funny!! I'm well in to my 3rd - at 36 weeks.
When your 4yo's friends make comments that you've got a fat belly and a big butt.
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When you think that going to bed at night is going to magically make all of the swelling in your ankles disappear only to find them looking pretty close to the same as the night before!
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When it litearlly takes you 10 minutes to get up from the floor after playing with your LO and it also involves a lot of rocking back and forth on all fours to get the juices flowing again!
When your 4yo's friends make comments that you've got a fat belly and a big butt.
When you think that going to bed at night is going to magically make all of the swelling in your ankles disappear only to find them looking pretty close to the same as the night before!
When it litearlly takes you 10 minutes to get up from the floor after playing with your LO and it also involves a lot of rocking back and forth on all fours to get the juices flowing again!
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DH did this for me a couple weeks ago. It was quite funny.
Originally Posted by bclare Oh, and about shaving. We are going to Jamaica in a week and I think DH is going to have to do a bit of a trim down there since I can't see if but I know there is some serious fur going on....I don't want to scare people! |
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