That is funny. My kids come up with far too many things that I find humorous for me to remember one right now.

 

I have a bunch of stuff on the computer because DS comes up with some pretty good ones. One day, in reference to his little sister, he said, "Her can poop! Her has a butt!" Then one other day, he said "Boys smell like poop. Girls smell clean!" I wonder if he still feels that way, because his sister's farts can be pretty ripe!

 

That's great!

A while back by daughter had the stomach flu (with diareahia). One day she had and accident in her undies and she just froze, stared at me and said, "Oh no mommy, but butt just threw up" It was so hard not to laugh!

 

Ooo. I just thought of another good one:

We were having lunch at a restaurant and there was a side room that was roped off. DD wanted to go in and look around and I told her that she couldn't because it was reserved for private parties. So she asks me, "Is that the kind of party where you take off your pants and underwear?" I just about died laughing.